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It's called denial.
Did you know that when humans close their eyes they can't see anything?
Unfortunately, I don't have my powers with me right now.
What about you, Trixie?
For all eternity.
-No. No, oh, my God. No. I-- -[sighs]
I think I'll tighten up your wobbly dancing pole.
Wait.
I've been slipping for quite a while.
And then what's gonna happen?
I mean, whoever dumped this body here
Not to mention a decent chance at a football career.
This is a drug that was developed for fighter pilots.
If we just forced Dad to confront his issues--
And that's a little scary.
That's the craziest part. The victim was a fighter.
[screams, gasps] Maze!
Can't say I blame them.
How did you acquire that?
That's what you said about the bloody dinosaurs!
or decided to relive the glory days of creation at the zoo.
Why are you mad at him?
[laughs]
[chuckles] Thank you. Yes.
Am I? [laughs]
Did you know about Almighty's heart condition
That's what you're going with?
In person, it really is quite intense.
I mean, the guy was…
[Amenadiel] Dad!
♪ Oh! Oh! ♪
Look, you don't have to worry about me causing any more trouble. Okay?
♪ Second thing… ♪
No, Albert Walcott was a deranged, deluded addict.
And now my children are mad at me.
Any idea where he may have gone?
Not a musical interlude in sight.
it was, uh…
…more YSD.
I know, always thought he'd make a comeback.
-[Chloe] Mm-hmm. -[Lucifer clears throat]
[doctor] Well, the medics had the sense to rush him to the ER,
Well, being a mother myself, I have to disagree.
Anything in his tox screen?
-[mouths] -[man] You see that?
Mr. Walcott is lucky that the hospital administration didn't press charges.
The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls,
I think they may be my fault.
that hasn't even been made illegal yet.
[chuckles]
Which I don't.
I tried to protect you, to shield you from difficult feelings,
I don't know.
[sighs]
And while I'm waiting,
You are a great dad.
This is really big of you, Maze.
[dance music playing]
[chuckles]
-Broad shoulders, piercing eyes. -Hmm?
You know I'm Lucifer's dad, right?
and I'll pop off, try and find him and give him a stern talking-to.
"Perfect the way I am," my demon ass.
[exhales]
The Devil.