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If a jewelry network host goes home tonight
He's trying to rook us. Let's go elsewhere.
You're going to that senior's cocktail party.
It doesn't matter what price you put on anything.
I believe we have a sale. Do we?
Token, I bet your mom has old jewelry she wouldn't notice missing.
Sorry.
3715...
Not a diamond and gold necklace!
That's 14-carat gold,
You don't have a lot of time left, literally.
All right, you're lost walking on a freeway.
I got a gun right here. What do you think about that?
Let me set stage for you here.
- You fuck me. - You fuck me!
We call it that to save you time.
Hey, welcome to YARN Memes Store! If you steal anything, I'll break your ankles. Mom, I don't wanna wear that!
I don't know where you got that, but it's fucking gay as fuck.
Actually, this might kind of work.
What?
You guys stole my formula, then try to fuck me.
That's right.
I got a present for my grandson.
I know.
And we got... Do we have a buyer?
I can't remember.
Guys with Cash for Gold signs get you people's unwanted jewelry,
We've got our buyer on the line. You're buying this as a gift, sir?
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