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A woman came in and gave me her number.
Tah-dah!
Yeah, I don't think so.
do you find Ken attractive?
I don't think I ever said "date".
Jocelyn's been looking forward to it for weeks.
walked in here I was gonna help him,
It's basically on the way to Patrick's.
Okay, I mean...
you realize how good you have it with me.
It was an accident.
and it's clear from the stain on your top
so we don't have to really see ourselves.
with a little moppet in the house,
Why not?
Thank you, Mr. Rose.
Well, do we still have a reservation
to find a thirty-something named Ken!
And now they're gonna come and do it again!
since I've spun that roulette wheel.
the size of a bib, I can wear this to a casino!
spend the night, double-dip,
Whoa!
You know, just last week,
I mean, sure.
are blessed with weakening eyes and memories
and then I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror,