Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It literally saves the world.

(PHONE BEEPS) Oh, my God. Okay, we matched.

I need to talk.

- Yeah. - I'm not your teacher.

All teachers jerk off to their students.

I wanna take this one day at a time, the same way I take spaghetti.

You kinda have to.

(WATER CONTINUES RUNNING)

Oh, dude, it's him. Okay, he's on his way.

(JAIME GRUNTING)

I'm gonna avoid that combination in the future.

- That seems ridiculous. - No.

Well, it depends on where you do it.

See how it's going, like a phone contract.

I think I can manage that.

off my hot-ass, bl-ewish kids, then yeah.

- What? - Think about what we have sacrificed

Hey, Ilana, Lincoln,

Times tables! Topic sentences!

- Thank you for house-sitting. - Thank you.

Okay, he's... Okay, he wrote,

You ever jerk off to JTT?

But I was trying to hide in the children's room

(ANGELIC MUSIC)

We had sex an hour ago.

- Yeah. - Really?

But that, sir, that was just disgusting. I hope you know that. Disgusting.