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Hey, Heidi.
I was eating spaghetti and Doritos yesterday.
Sorry. English teacher mode.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
there's, like, an age limit, I'm questioned.
- How you holding up, BB? - Ay, how do you think?
I don't wanna do anything forever.
Yeah, it was a small dryer fire.
Thank you.
We were role playing, right? Like you're 17.
- Oh, my God. - But we were role playing.
at lightening speed.
Yeah, you're right. I am an adult now.
Looks like somebody didn't do her homework.
and I cannot get hard for two more weeks.
I'm a grown man, so I should have more control
Um, I didn't.
- And thank you for all the food metaphors. - You're welcome.
That's perfect.
Richard, wait.
You wanna head back inside?
ABBl: I'm gonna check on my online dating profiles.
Enjoy the Hamptons!
That image will forever harden my soul
He should come here. This place is so adult.
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