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I-I have heard enough.
♪ War, children ♪
That's sort of Dennis's thing.
to a teeny-tiny little man
- Pelts for what? - Oh, you bitch.
- What the hell is that? - That's a mask.
Then why do we make statues to him?
(REGULAR VOICE): Now, the labeling... in hindsight,
talk about the first loan, which is "Punch Incorporated"?
out of massive amounts of taxpayer dollars
He said his boss was a very connected man
Uh, Gary, we're gonna set up over here.
in the Halloween industry?
The whole thing was a fiasco.
And to top it off, my guy didn't win the election.
Well, they-they're trying, right?
Well, that's what makes America the greatest country in the world.
Because you're not Forrest Gump!
♪ She said, "I can tell you rock ♪
No, no. Plus, you want a guy who's lived a little, right?
All right, I'm sorry, let me... try to make sense of this.
I mean, we put our boxes all over the damn place.
- I mean, he's electrifying onstage. - Yeah.
♪ I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her ♪
Are you sick of being jerked around by the fat cats
Hold on. What if it's a guy who hates football
Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, there must be some confusion.
♪ Place your voting choice in here ♪
Firework. Almost got you, pal.
in the national spotlight,
Are you... Are you saying you want Sly Stallone
DENNIS: Anyway, the point is,