Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Drat you. You'll never outrun my...

Where were you before you came out of that machine,

I could use a little mindless fun.

Well, thanks anyways, Soos.

I choose my characters versus...

What? Oh, come on.

Okay, I think we've got everything we need to watch

Ha ha, say it again.

Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?

I've contained it for now,

An infinity-sided die.

Dipper would love that.

Really? Even though I got us into the whole game-playing mess?

That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case.

in Dungeons, Dungeons, And More Dungeons,

This game involves math, but also risk and imagination.

Dipper, I don't want you to tell anyone about this.

I've read all about these creatures in your journal,

You wanna know why? Look at those symbols.

I brought back with me.

If ye wish to pass,

Just make with the rules, ugly.

But Grunkle Stan, all summer long,

Hey, laugh all you want.

All your smarts are no match for dumb luck.

Ahh! Graph paper. Kill it, kill it!

Good night, Great-uncle Ford.

You wanna play it with me?

Don't mock our fantastical monetary system.

Hey, look, listen.

There better be something protective

That we use fantasy as an escape to avoid

Hey, I'm not sure this is such a good--