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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
I've got an idea.
♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
but I can't take an aspirin because the damn cotton
Tom, if the cities go,
You see? If you'd followed my advice
What do you want me to do, go out now
Only in New York.
while they're being shipped.
You were right.
you can say goodbye to the whole country.
Hello, George. I love your tux.
Well, I...
That is some tuxedo.
he wouldn't have made moving vans.
at his birthday dinner, and he said the Willises.
Mm-hm. He was just trying to be polite.
They just delivered the birthday cake.
Why'd you have to go and invite them old Willises anyway?
You put it on the teapot to keep it warm.
You got me.
She's here!
in taking all the time to wear an evening dress
looking down on the greatest city in the world?
On top of all the other stupid things