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[sighs] Oh, God.
["Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major, Op. 58: III. Rondo: Vivace" playing]
of German concentration camp survivors.
[automated voice] Going up. [stops tapping]
I would have asked...
-How many people have you murdered? -None.
but, you know, we literally just met, so, like, none of this is on me.
Wow. Okay.
I mean, people really like to fuck with me, so just--
♪ We never thought it would end then ♪
Do you think we're dead? That we're the same person?
[electrical current hums]
You just blew up your whole life and you are serial-killer calm about it.
No, no, no, no, no!
Yes.
-I always say-- -Yes, always.
-[Alan] Yeah? -You're, uh-- You're Alan.
Almost as if it's occurring to you
Do you think it's weird that we live in the same neighborhood?
That-- That wasn't supposed to happen. That--
You never told me that.
so many things. I mean--
[keyboard keys clacking]
I've been planning for months.
["Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major, Op. 58: III. Rondo: Vivace" playing]
All right.
Uh... [exhales]
Fuck!
♪ Gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late ♪
Fuck!
-Yeah. -You know this man?
I-- I learned something I really didn't want to know.
[breathing heavily]
[keyboard keys clacking]