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I've been browsing their gift shop online
Mountain Dew Code Crap! Not my beautiful brother!
Okay.
Hello. My name is Greta Meatweep.
- at an event this afternoon? - Correct.
from Wolf's close-up magic phase.
but I'm going to save you a lot of heartache
because I hate when other people say it,
that's not open to the public
What on earth are you talking about?
the solitary confinement cell
Might make this city his own ♪
Do all adults call each other Theodore?
If you're scared, Judy, you can hold my hand.
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
without screaming performatively.
and eat it, too.
of that bucking biology major.
Please tell me you are a poet, too, Beef,
and I'm torn about what I want:
built by Sammy the Smotherer.
will be like a snake trying to catch a baseball.
Yup, it's almost there.
so I know a thing or two about how they look and act.
You should never surprise a fellow bird-watcher.
More like "momentarily on unrecognizable terrain."
No, Honeybee, you don't understand.
- Just call me Wolf. - I can't believe
Oh, yeah. Yup, yup.
I mean my son. Get it together, Beef.
Just, uh... give me one more minute.
John, I like and respect you just the way you are,
Another poem about storks,
so I keep two calzones in the car,
- Like a rock ♪ - And a tree ♪
See the holes they drilled in the wall there?
But everything's fine.