Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[heavy metal music]
I'm not used to sitting up and masturbating.
- [groans]
and I promise you,
Let's win that refrigerator for her.
Well, I think that's bull crap.
- You're doing it now? Okay.
- Hey, um, sorry to bother you guys.
We've been talking about it all day.
- This sucks. We don't have any porno or anything.
I just met you today.
Do you know where she keeps her credit cards?
Most serial killers were dry guys
- You don't think I know that? I'm just trying to focus.
maybe once, maybe twice, who knows?
It should just be- - No candles.
- Garage fridge.
[sultry music]
- Wow!
Oh! - Oh, sorry.
Demamp power grunt, like, whoa,
Oh!
That was also part of the blog.
- Did you know that in Africa,
Pretty quiet over there.
- Oh. Naomi. [laughs] - Nice to meet you.
- Oh! And he's pinned! - Yep!
- Besides the point, I don't think it should be
- Jell-O? - Jell-O, yes.
- Uh, is the sorceress gone?
I'm the Lance Armstrong of this business right now.
- Hey, may the best regular-ass dude win, huh?
Hello? Terry? Terry?
- Okay, look.
- I'm trying, brother.
But it's really puttin' a nice shimmer.
I recently read a book on- on the subject-
- Direct hit. [laughs]
I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen.
- Nice.
- Ice cold. [all shouting]
[sighs]
- Hey, I'm sorry,
- What? I saw you ring the bell, like, 100 times.
It's a land speed record.
- Because I love my wife.
Oh, that is dumb.
as a gift.
- He's just- he's just a dope salesman.
- Ooh.
- Come on! - Let me feel those nips!
- Okay, cool. That's awesome. - Okay. Okay.