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- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. - All right.
- What a quitter.
- Well, he seems like a sweetheart.
- Oh, ho, yeah! - Yes!
- Adam, the guy fucks stingrays.
- Yes!
- I'm sick of beautiful people
You think that's a smart idea?
to grab your leads on the way out,
Gil surprised me and brought me veggie spring rolls.
- Tell me when to stop. - He's got a huge one? Huge one?
like real people. uh, we're real, and you're not.
but you probably won't be seeing as much of me,
- Oh, so you're gonna do it without asking?
be my Christopher Guest.
- That's a worse idea
- Wow, I'm not good with plans. - Haven't revved up.
- Choose?
Hey! I got it!
- Guys. - It's car wax.
Screw him.
- That did not work out. - Come on.
- You only have one ball?
[all laugh]
But I know who has some perfect moobs!
- So if you make a sale,
I'll just be here with my breasts and boobs,
- So how are you guys going with sales?
- Well, I'm a sales juggernaut.
It's-it's gleaming right now.
because you're one of the oldest people I know.
and she actually just moved here from Australia.
- Three.
- Get off me! Stop it! Get off my titties!
during the second course, but let's just open it now.
- Obviously, we're just gonna go in the bathroom, masturbate,
You understand?