Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does he do your hair?

- Well- - Is...

most serial killers were dry guys

and I just wanted to let you know

- [sighs] I didn't throw that in the trash.

- Yeah. Enjoy the spring rolls.

- [Australian accent] Don't mind me.

- If she dates that regular-ass dude,

the hot dog-uh, guy?

- What? How do you not eat meat?

- I-I'm Jillian Belk, Alice's assistant.

I'm, uh, tuckin' my boner up.

Do you want one?

- Oh! - [yells]

If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants.

I have literally no sexual memories.

I'm pretty stout as well. - Hope you guys patch it.

[laughs] Surprise!

- I mean, how do you even concentrate

that the first person to sell 20 units is going to get

[clears throat]

You had no idea that I was watching you,

"Your close friend, Jillian." - [laughs]

Like, check-out or stock?

- Oh, my gosh, she dates losers.

- Hey, guys. - The boobs are like-

than just doing it by its own!

It's kind of hard to focus,

- Oh, dude, your hair's on fire!

Whoo! There we go, baby!

I haven't had sex with many girls, truthfully.

- Yeah, this ain't the Four Seasons,

I'm so sorry. - Oh.

and all the blood's rushin' into it,

- Does it make ice cubes?

Pia got that stingray coochie