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Even getting them to do simple things
Thank you for these testimonials.
on top of my vibrator.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
It does? Because the minute
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
Okay. Instead of reading,
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
Great.
Let's move on to another event.
because my motivations were corrupt.
Wow.
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
I drove here as fast as I could.
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
their crappy parenting as an excuse
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
This is the Bad Place.
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
Wow!
Hang on. That part is real.
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
I believe so, though it'll be close.
Janet?
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
I'm scared too.
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
Oh, dip!
♪ The final curtain ♪
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
Whither Tahani?
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
I'm here to preside over case #00003
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
But that's for another time.
We have no idea where she is.
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
Jason and I are the mistakes.
for 1,000 years.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
It can work.
This is so dope! I get to stay