Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
We have no idea where she is.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
♪ The final curtain ♪
Janet?
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
because my motivations were corrupt.
I believe so, though it'll be close.
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
Let's move on to another event.
Jason and I are the mistakes.
Great.
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
But that's for another time.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
Hang on. That part is real.
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
Even getting them to do simple things
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
I drove here as fast as I could.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Okay. Instead of reading,
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
on top of my vibrator.
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
It does? Because the minute
This is so dope! I get to stay
Whither Tahani?
their crappy parenting as an excuse
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
Oh, dip!
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
I'm scared too.
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
This is the Bad Place.
for 1,000 years.
Wow!
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
I'm here to preside over case #00003
Jason taught me about sexy things.
It can work.
Thank you for these testimonials.
Wow.