Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
It can work.
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
I drove here as fast as I could.
on top of my vibrator.
because my motivations were corrupt.
♪ The final curtain ♪
I'm scared too.
Hang on. That part is real.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
I believe so, though it'll be close.
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
Thank you for these testimonials.
This is the Bad Place.
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
their crappy parenting as an excuse
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
It does? Because the minute
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
Wow!
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Oh, dip!
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
Whither Tahani?
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
Okay. Instead of reading,
But that's for another time.
We have no idea where she is.
This is so dope! I get to stay
Janet?
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
Jason and I are the mistakes.
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
Wow.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
Great.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
Even getting them to do simple things
for 1,000 years.
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
I'm here to preside over case #00003
Let's move on to another event.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.