Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because my motivations were corrupt.

you know, make a few changes and start over again.

This is so dope! I get to stay

Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.

Jason taught me about sexy things.

Hang on. That part is real.

I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.

and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.

Let's move on to another event.

Jason and I are the mistakes.

how effective Chidi was gonna be,

their crappy parenting as an excuse

"Heckling of Mall Santas"?

latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.

Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?

The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.

♪ The final curtain ♪

I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,

I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.

You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,

I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.

We have no idea where she is.

- What? - Trust me, I've got this.

I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.

for 1,000 years.

You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.

Whither Tahani?

Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?

Even getting them to do simple things

- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.

Well, if it'll make you feel any better,

and dragged you all into this mess, so...

I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.

"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.

Look what you made me do, jag-off.

on top of my vibrator.

I believe so, though it'll be close.

I'm scared too.

Okay. Instead of reading,

No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.

Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.

Humans are very reticent to torture each other.

Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.

But that's for another time.

I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start

This is the Bad Place.

I drove here as fast as I could.

No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?

It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.

What makes you think that you can get them to do this?

I'm here to preside over case #00003

I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!

last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.

They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?

Thank you for these testimonials.

by constantly trying to get him to talk,

It does? Because the minute