Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm here to preside over case #00003
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
Jason and I are the mistakes.
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
I believe so, though it'll be close.
Great.
But that's for another time.
This is so dope! I get to stay
I drove here as fast as I could.
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
Thank you for these testimonials.
Even getting them to do simple things
on top of my vibrator.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
Jason taught me about sexy things.
It does? Because the minute
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
Wow!
♪ The final curtain ♪
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
Hang on. That part is real.
Whither Tahani?
their crappy parenting as an excuse
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
for 1,000 years.
This is the Bad Place.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
I'm scared too.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
Oh, dip!
Wow.
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
because my motivations were corrupt.
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
It can work.
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
Janet?
We have no idea where she is.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Okay. Instead of reading,
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
Let's move on to another event.
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.