Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

birthday next week, and if I let you give me a cake,

Eleanor was supposed to be in the Bad Place,

you got a ton of points for that.

Yeah, so, Mindy, look. You mostly sucked,

Ooh! Come on, brain.

Or you stay here, you're safe from the Bad Place,

I mean... What a world, huh?

I don't know. I'm out of range of our neighborhood. I don't have any

We do not know where you are

In preparation for your trip to the Bad Place,

Do you have any? I'm just... I shouldn't...

Yeah, thanks, but I brought my own cake.

let me tell you about Doug and Donna Shellstrop.

- Are you okay? - Anyway, so after I died, uh,

I mean, after that it was just a crazy scramble for all of us.

Well, it sounds like you've had

are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now,

It's basic consequentialism: the morality of an action

because I couldn't do anything.

arthur christmas

I forgot how needy humans are

we'd just create fun scenarios designed to torture you.

I feel like a real weenie.

I brought you two a little treat.

I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.

What's up, fork nuts?

Humans are very reticent to torture each other.

Blowing stuff up got me out of so many jams on Earth.

and you never see your friends again.

Regular anti-matter's fine, why flavor it?

Okay, look, I know, obviously, these memories aren't great.

That's perfect, perfect!

Well, if you want me to sign... oh, that's a joint.

Wow, your parents sucked.

that Janet would fall in love with Jason.

Oh, yeah. Janet isn't one of us.

A ruling has been reached.

What are you doing, you goon?

I made my initial ruling.

but we also took care of each other.

Uh, no, I kind of have my own private time routine.

Yeah, and the Bad Place made some modifications.

- Hey, that's racist! - Not a robot.

Why were you like that?

Yeah, she figured it out.

I made everyone miserable.

he retreats into a cocoon, so what we need to do now

You did! Great job, man.

Yo, Mikey! Shawn! Come on out!

to fight me on that, but whatever.