Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I brought you two a little treat.
Why were you like that?
he retreats into a cocoon, so what we need to do now
I made my initial ruling.
to fight me on that, but whatever.
It's basic consequentialism: the morality of an action
you got a ton of points for that.
I forgot how needy humans are
Wow, your parents sucked.
You did! Great job, man.
Yeah, and the Bad Place made some modifications.
Uh, no, I kind of have my own private time routine.
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
A ruling has been reached.
Okay, look, I know, obviously, these memories aren't great.
Or you stay here, you're safe from the Bad Place,
are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now,
and you never see your friends again.
You're right.
What are you doing, you goon?
Do you have any? I'm just... I shouldn't...
I don't know. I'm out of range of our neighborhood. I don't have any
Well, it sounds like you've had
I mean, after that it was just a crazy scramble for all of us.
that Janet would fall in love with Jason.
What?
- Are you okay? - Anyway, so after I died, uh,
because I couldn't do anything.
I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.
I am.
Buddy...
we'd just create fun scenarios designed to torture you.
Yeah, so, Mindy, look. You mostly sucked,
- Hey, that's racist! - Not a robot.
birthday next week, and if I let you give me a cake,
Yo, Mikey! Shawn! Come on out!
In preparation for your trip to the Bad Place,
I feel like a real weenie.
Blowing stuff up got me out of so many jams on Earth.
Eleanor was supposed to be in the Bad Place,
I mean... What a world, huh?
I made everyone miserable.
Ooh! Come on, brain.
Regular anti-matter's fine, why flavor it?
That's perfect, perfect!
We do not know where you are
let me tell you about Doug and Donna Shellstrop.
Yeah, she figured it out.
Yeah, thanks, but I brought my own cake.
arthur christmas
Oh, yeah. Janet isn't one of us.
but we also took care of each other.
What?
Well, if you want me to sign... oh, that's a joint.
What's up, fork nuts?