Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
and we did for a little,
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
The original perpetrators are here.
Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
You gotta look out for number one.
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
We're the ones who misled everybody
Ugh!
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.
This is about survival.
No, this doesn't make any sense.
Eleanor, you really suck!
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
After I came up with everyone's characters,
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
Your problem is whether you get tortured.
♪ A life that's full ♪
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
This is exhausting.
Because we ran away. Are you...
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
I was about to turn myself in.
to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
Eleanor, come on in.
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
you don't get tortured.
♪ I'll state my case ♪
Does your brain work, actually?
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
It's the same results, except if you stay here,
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
We're going to a Medium Place.
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
Yeah, that checks out.
We improved each other,
it is "ethically."
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
Please, I'm begging you, please.
but when I woke up, the two sides
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
I will not.
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.
Well, given that she's the only person
We don't have to go back, though.
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
everyone here has done bad things.
No, I'm going. End of everything.
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
No, it doesn't.
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
Okay.
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help