Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
Does your brain work, actually?
I will not.
Yeah, that checks out.
The original perpetrators are here.
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
everyone here has done bad things.
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.
It's the same results, except if you stay here,
Eleanor, come on in.
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
Eleanor, you really suck!
and we did for a little,
♪ A life that's full ♪
Please, I'm begging you, please.
♪ I'll state my case ♪
Well, given that she's the only person
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
We don't have to go back, though.
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
This is exhausting.
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
No, this doesn't make any sense.
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
Okay.
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
This is about survival.
Ugh!
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
but when I woke up, the two sides
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
it is "ethically."
Because we ran away. Are you...
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help
you don't get tortured.
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
We're going to a Medium Place.
We improved each other,
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.
to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
Your problem is whether you get tortured.
I was about to turn myself in.
We're the ones who misled everybody
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
No, it doesn't.
Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
After I came up with everyone's characters,
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
You gotta look out for number one.
No, I'm going. End of everything.