Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
The original perpetrators are here.
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
This is exhausting.
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
We don't have to go back, though.
Your problem is whether you get tortured.
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
We improved each other,
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
it is "ethically."
you don't get tortured.
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
It's the same results, except if you stay here,
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
We're going to a Medium Place.
Ugh!
Okay.
Because we ran away. Are you...
Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
This is about survival.
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.
Eleanor, you really suck!
I will not.
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
No, it doesn't.
No, I'm going. End of everything.
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
No, this doesn't make any sense.
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
Please, I'm begging you, please.
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
Eleanor, come on in.
Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
You gotta look out for number one.
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
♪ I'll state my case ♪
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
I was about to turn myself in.
Does your brain work, actually?
Well, given that she's the only person
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
Yeah, that checks out.
everyone here has done bad things.
but when I woke up, the two sides
After I came up with everyone's characters,
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
We're the ones who misled everybody
and we did for a little,
♪ A life that's full ♪