Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chris, you'll stand by me no matter what, right?
I got myself something. I just need you to sign it.
Yeah, but it's always warm.
We got you your favorite beer.
You hurt everyone in your life
No, I'm going with Chidi!
You're too late. You... you missed the cut-off.
Michael! I just found an obscure precedent
Oh, that is the nicest and only thing
Excuse me? Why am I like this?
This really sucks.
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
'Cause Janet's powers aren't working,
is solely judged on its consequences.
that really put you over the top,
a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
Whose birthday is it?
Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.
They're at each other's throats already.
Who cares about those dummies?
A compromise was made:
Me and Janet are staying, just FYI.
Now I'm bored. Walking is dumb.
Maybe I was brought here by mistake,
The Bad Place is owed two people.
I think he has a good point.
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
See?
regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop.
Oh, man!
was the old Eleanor. She changed.
- No. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I was just...
The one time you actually remember something from class.
I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.
Because they won't even know that they are doing it.
I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence
The real mistakes were Jason and Eleanor.
was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
which almost turned out to be sex,
Whoa, what is happening?
Lawrence!
Obviously, we'll be miserable,
Maybe we can get them to swing with us.
Come on, we gotta go.
Hey, you wanna grab a drink or something?
please put on these fedoras.
So where are you from, Chris?
You know the way you feel when you see
go to the Bad Place. They're our friends.
- they just said. - We can't let Tahani and Chidi
Once I'm back, we'll get to know each other.
our "friends," then why aren't they here with us right "now"?
They figured it out.
to speak somewhat emotionally?
- Correct. - Open up.
So...
We get to stay, baby! We did it!
Watch. You exist. You don't exist.