Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You hurt everyone in your life
- Correct. - Open up.
Who cares about those dummies?
The one time you actually remember something from class.
See?
Maybe we can get them to swing with us.
Because they won't even know that they are doing it.
Oh, man!
Whoa, what is happening?
Watch. You exist. You don't exist.
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
So...
Once I'm back, we'll get to know each other.
I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.
to speak somewhat emotionally?
'Cause Janet's powers aren't working,
You're too late. You... you missed the cut-off.
Oh, that is the nicest and only thing
I got myself something. I just need you to sign it.
We get to stay, baby! We did it!
regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop.
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
Yeah, but it's always warm.
They figured it out.
A compromise was made:
You know the way you feel when you see
Lawrence!
was the old Eleanor. She changed.
Hey, you wanna grab a drink or something?
a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...
Obviously, we'll be miserable,
- they just said. - We can't let Tahani and Chidi
They're at each other's throats already.
I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence
Come on, we gotta go.
So where are you from, Chris?
Whose birthday is it?
The real mistakes were Jason and Eleanor.
No, I'm going with Chidi!
please put on these fedoras.
Me and Janet are staying, just FYI.
This really sucks.
And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.
that really put you over the top,
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
Now I'm bored. Walking is dumb.
I think he has a good point.
go to the Bad Place. They're our friends.
which almost turned out to be sex,
Excuse me? Why am I like this?
Michael! I just found an obscure precedent
was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
- No. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I was just...
Maybe I was brought here by mistake,
Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
Chris, you'll stand by me no matter what, right?
our "friends," then why aren't they here with us right "now"?
The Bad Place is owed two people.
is solely judged on its consequences.
We got you your favorite beer.