Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

please put on these fedoras.
Oh, that is the nicest and only thing
Once I'm back, we'll get to know each other.
Lawrence!
- Correct. - Open up.
No, I'm going with Chidi!
was the old Eleanor. She changed.
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
A compromise was made:
Chris, you'll stand by me no matter what, right?
that really put you over the top,
You hurt everyone in your life
Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
So...
I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence
Watch. You exist. You don't exist.
Obviously, we'll be miserable,
- they just said. - We can't let Tahani and Chidi
Whose birthday is it?
And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
I got myself something. I just need you to sign it.
Excuse me? Why am I like this?
Whoa, what is happening?
This really sucks.
We get to stay, baby! We did it!
I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.
The one time you actually remember something from class.
You're too late. You... you missed the cut-off.
The real mistakes were Jason and Eleanor.
was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
'Cause Janet's powers aren't working,
See?
Hey, you wanna grab a drink or something?
Michael! I just found an obscure precedent
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop.
Maybe I was brought here by mistake,
So where are you from, Chris?
Because they won't even know that they are doing it.
You know the way you feel when you see
Maybe we can get them to swing with us.
to speak somewhat emotionally?
a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...
go to the Bad Place. They're our friends.
They're at each other's throats already.
Come on, we gotta go.
We got you your favorite beer.
The Bad Place is owed two people.
Yeah, but it's always warm.
They figured it out.
Who cares about those dummies?
which almost turned out to be sex,
our "friends," then why aren't they here with us right "now"?
Me and Janet are staying, just FYI.
is solely judged on its consequences.
- No. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I was just...
Oh, man!
Now I'm bored. Walking is dumb.
I think he has a good point.