Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a real mess, huh?
Tahani tortured Jason
We should hang out sometime.
I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,
It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.
and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?
Why can't I say "fork"?
- Where's Jason? - Heads up!
Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend
and some scratchy tickets.
Look,
It's My Masturbating Time
like this, okay? We are a family.
Yes, but... I get to stay.
You have no idea where they are.
Look, I love you and I think you love me.
Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.
Uh, whoo!
Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.
That makes me feel worse, somehow.
I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,
but it's actually a filthy dumpster
I thought was gonna kill me...
that we were in a prank show.
What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go
It was not legal.
to get me to do stuff.
Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.
- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know
to talk about the environment?
Yes, that may work.
Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,
and it's not the Bad Place.
One night, I had an epiphany, right?
- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?
No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.
You can decide. You have 30 minutes.
Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.
But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?
Guys?
Yeah, you gotta.
She deserves to be in the Bad Place.
Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.
- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!
Well, no. Someone else was
I think you'll be lucky to get six months
Chidi and I are going to go together,
will never really be my Good Place.
What's your deal? Are you single?
No. We tried for two hours,
Bad Janet?
Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem
You submitted a list of things you wanted;
_
But no. Please don't make me
I don't know.
I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,
Guys!
we move on to the next one.