Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why can't I say "fork"?

She deserves to be in the Bad Place.

What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go

You submitted a list of things you wanted;

like this, okay? We are a family.

Yes, that may work.

to get me to do stuff.

Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.

and it's not the Bad Place.

Yes, but... I get to stay.

Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend

What's your deal? Are you single?

Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,

One night, I had an epiphany, right?

This is a real mess, huh?

I think you'll be lucky to get six months

I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,

that we were in a prank show.

We should hang out sometime.

Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.

I thought was gonna kill me...

It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.

Tahani tortured Jason

will never really be my Good Place.

No. We tried for two hours,

I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,

- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?

But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?

and some scratchy tickets.

Chidi and I are going to go together,

- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!

but it's actually a filthy dumpster

Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem

But no. Please don't make me

You can decide. You have 30 minutes.

and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?

Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.

No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.

Well, no. Someone else was

Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.

That makes me feel worse, somehow.

You have no idea where they are.

Yeah, you gotta.

- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know

It's My Masturbating Time

to talk about the environment?

Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.

- Where's Jason? - Heads up!

we move on to the next one.

I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,

Look, I love you and I think you love me.

It was not legal.