Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

like this, okay? We are a family.

It's My Masturbating Time

Yes, but... I get to stay.

Yeah, you gotta.

It was not legal.

Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.

to talk about the environment?

What's your deal? Are you single?

But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?

Yes, that may work.

Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,

Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem

But no. Please don't make me

but it's actually a filthy dumpster

Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend

- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know

We should hang out sometime.

- Where's Jason? - Heads up!

This is a real mess, huh?

What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go

Why can't I say "fork"?

One night, I had an epiphany, right?

You have no idea where they are.

Tahani tortured Jason

to get me to do stuff.

No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.

Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.

I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,

I think you'll be lucky to get six months

It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.

She deserves to be in the Bad Place.

and it's not the Bad Place.

Chidi and I are going to go together,

I thought was gonna kill me...

and some scratchy tickets.

You can decide. You have 30 minutes.

we move on to the next one.

- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!

Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.

Look, I love you and I think you love me.

Well, no. Someone else was

- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?

I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,

Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.

and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?

That makes me feel worse, somehow.

that we were in a prank show.

You submitted a list of things you wanted;

I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,

No. We tried for two hours,

will never really be my Good Place.

Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.