Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have no idea where they are.

Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.

You can decide. You have 30 minutes.

and it's not the Bad Place.

but it's actually a filthy dumpster

I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,

She deserves to be in the Bad Place.

we move on to the next one.

Why can't I say "fork"?

to talk about the environment?

I thought was gonna kill me...

Yes, that may work.

Look, I love you and I think you love me.

Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.

This is a real mess, huh?

Chidi and I are going to go together,

like this, okay? We are a family.

One night, I had an epiphany, right?

- Where's Jason? - Heads up!

We should hang out sometime.

Tahani tortured Jason

But no. Please don't make me

That makes me feel worse, somehow.

No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.

What's your deal? Are you single?

Yes, but... I get to stay.

that we were in a prank show.

No. We tried for two hours,

and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?

and some scratchy tickets.

- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?

Yeah, you gotta.

Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.

Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.

to get me to do stuff.

Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,

But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?

It was not legal.

I think you'll be lucky to get six months

It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.

Well, no. Someone else was

Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend

Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.

- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know

You submitted a list of things you wanted;

Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem

What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go

I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,

It's My Masturbating Time

I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,

- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!

will never really be my Good Place.