Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.

You have no idea where they are.

This is a real mess, huh?

Yeah, you gotta.

and some scratchy tickets.

It's My Masturbating Time

You can decide. You have 30 minutes.

will never really be my Good Place.

What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go

It was not legal.

One night, I had an epiphany, right?

Yes, but... I get to stay.

It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.

Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem

and it's not the Bad Place.

we move on to the next one.

- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!

I thought was gonna kill me...

I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,

and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?

You submitted a list of things you wanted;

- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know

What's your deal? Are you single?

Chidi and I are going to go together,

That makes me feel worse, somehow.

- Where's Jason? - Heads up!

Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.

Why can't I say "fork"?

We should hang out sometime.

Tahani tortured Jason

Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.

I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,

Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.

Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend

to talk about the environment?

I think you'll be lucky to get six months

that we were in a prank show.

- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?

Well, no. Someone else was

Yes, that may work.

But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?

Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.

No. We tried for two hours,

I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,

She deserves to be in the Bad Place.

Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,

Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.

but it's actually a filthy dumpster

like this, okay? We are a family.

Look, I love you and I think you love me.

But no. Please don't make me

to get me to do stuff.