Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna go now.
Hi! I went by the photo shop. Take a look.
Here's the plan: Grab your coat, we're going to a strip club!
How do I put this?
Remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?
So the divorce, the marriage, we got a lot to celebrate.
-You wanna do it? -No!
She's like this conversational wizard.
It's going really good. But enough about me! Come on.
No.
To hell with that bitch
about where the relationship is going.
Last weekend, I went from store to store, sitting on Santas' laps.
of her bocce ball tournament.
It's a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.
Good God, Bing. Well, I can't say I'm altogether surprised.
-Really? So this has happened to you? -Absolutely!
All I really want is one great night! Just sex.
What is wrong with me lately? It's like, every guy I see.
With someone I feel comfortable with, and who knows what he's doing.
So I brought you something I think you'll really enjoy.
"Comma, officer."