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Clark Kent is a friend of mine.

It's perfectly understandable. I needed to express a deep feeling...

Sepitembala 16, 2007

Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.

When I wear my very tightest ski pants...

Because I'm too smart. Smart...

Where you been?

We don't know. DA's calling him Mr. X.

She might be able to tell us about Mr. X. I don't see the problem.

- Clark? - Where's C.K.?

That's what being partners is all about.

There's gotta be something they can do.

...because I think they're kind of cute.

I know. It's been my move for a while.

Dad, what are they gonna do? They can't operate, I'd break the scalpels.

Then what about a goodbye kiss?

We know he has a lot of great friends at the Planet...

Mayson, hold on.

What exactly were you two doing up here anyway?

I'm fine. Just have a headache.

Her contention that I am Clark Kent...

This witness needs to be protected. Can he be moved?

Lois, about last night.

Best of friends.

...or heat it or radiation.

No. Clark, you get yourself to a hospital.

Can you do that with a hologram?

...and I'd just like to say...

You didn't hear about my story, did you?

...because he was kind enough to clean them for me.

Then tell me how you found my witness and anything you know about the assassin.

Then I guess that's it. Let's get to work.

Diana Stride...

What's wrong? You sound awful.

Just me talking.

I do this to them. I make them insane.

Don't... Don't... Don't cry.

That's why I did this.

Lois, what am I doing right now?

Get on the phone with the network. We broadcast tonight.

Then we'd try and kill it...

Clark? This is Diana Stride.

But then I've read everything you've ever written.

Wait! Mayson! No, it's gas!

And talking to a piece of plastic.

It's all right. The fire's out.

Lois, please. Hold that thought, okay?

Things that you never even thought you were capable of.

And that's why our ratings suck.

...and Top Copy is doing a tribute to Superman.