Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...some people say I look like Richard Nixon...

Sup Sup Sup Sup super diana

...the story of the century.

Well, now you're going to tell me. How did you find him?

Diana, you are the very best.

What are you, a fortune cookie?

- I mean, it feels so much better to just... - To just dislike you because you're you.

...I don't mean to interrupt...

...and it's spreading.

Norcross and Judd.

You know, as long as I have you here...

True. But I tell you what I can do.

All right. Where is he?

My... My battery pack is dead.

- Hello? - Mom?

No, Superman doesn't have insurance. But I'm sure we'll work something out.

- Really? - Really.

I'll take him to the hospital. Meet me there.

Oh, God, that is such a relief. I don't like you either.

- I, for one, would love to meet those girls. - But most importantly...

...just... - Attention all units.

I thought, how appropriate, you know, Diana, the huntress from Greek mythology...

- So you wanna go ahead with the schedule? - Yeah.

Here. Adjust the calibrations to a higher frequency.

i don't like you fuck you

I understand there's no one in the world closer to Superman.

- And you found this? - Right after you disappeared.

...our beloved hero, Superman.

... relentlessly.

Does he have another life? Perhaps a secret identity?

Story of the century.

I'll get that. You just go on home.

Hello, Diana. You're looking very well.

Well, I've got a real feeling it's not a him. It's a her.

- Where do you guys want it? - Right over here, honey. And be careful.

I guess I don't.

Goodbye, Michael.

Then we can take it from there.

So you really think it's that bad?

If you had some other reason for leaving last night, say it.

Cut the flattery. I'm retired.

You were trying to say something and I...

You can't force a reporter to reveal sources.

Clark, is it...?

Oh, Superman, not on the first date.

- Superman! - Superman!

I have to tie my shoe.

He doesn't get sick.

Starts a very fast rise to legendary anchorwoman.