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Due to my advocacy, they all want to move it.
- Holy shit.
but, uh, I had to call you, because, um,
I found a Townes Van Zandt CD taped to my door
held this stupid grudge all these years?
The next presentation's about to begin.
and we're gonna do it to ourselves?
- Look, AD is a good gig. Be happy.
We present to you...
and so, okay, call me back.
and your ability to
being friends with white people.
- [in a British accent] Good morning.
let's say this corral
won by my great-uncle,
- Oh, my God.
and stole a prized thoroughbred.
Didn't you guys go to the same high school?
- Nathan's passion has moved me,
- "Mal Merde"--where have I heard that before?
- Fair enough.
had an insatiable appetite for one thing:
[soft dramatic music]
- And the Rutherford...
- I say you're full of it.
minus the area we use to expand the casino.
for me to be telling you this,
- I suppose the damage is done.
- That's the spirit!
- Huh.
- This could be really good.
- [gasps]
- Oh, Terry Thomas.
Chisenhall...
My constituents might like lots of jobs and money.
as will the new and improved
to ask why you're wearing the same outfit as yesterday,
he came for their feces"?
- No, I am.
for the moving of this statue.
* *
and settle the Big Larry issue once and for all?
- Okay, wow, that is an important-sounding title.
among the people in this room.
- Mm.
a cutting edge retail tourism community.
Now folks can gamble,
are you sure your knowledge of your language is accurate?
I'm just confused.
- Well, that was a pretty positive, huh?
in the way that you've always imagined.
- [scoffs, laughs]
It doesn't matter. Apparently, casinos are over.