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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Listen.
I collect objets de guerre.
Because my clients...
You know, petty thieves are like bad pennies.
Did you tell any of them about the ring of Lilith?
It's me.
Sorry, my friend is new.
None of the above.
What is it with this place?
genital warts.
and that ring has always been with me.
and rips the mobster's heart out
[both laughing]
books?
Folks call him "Willy the Sausage Prince."
Hey, I wouldn't worry about that.
Hands in the air.
I think this is where our killer bopped Larry right in the kisser.
when it's attached to this rather gaudy bangle.
But then...
from noon to 6:00 today?
We all die, Lily.
was 1946.
Larry escapes into the evening.
They took his heart.
♪ I'd like to add his initial ♪
You take care of yourself, kid.
Your friend's ring might not be here,
Meow.
[sighs]
Well.
♪ Over me ♪
There's a word to describe you, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
♪ Be ♪
I never thought I'd say this, but...
Oh, thank you.
♪ I hope that he ♪
I purchase a trinket or two from Laurence.
I'm gonna need more than that, Jack.
it's the ring that makes you immortal, anyway?
It's ridiculously heavy.
Not yet, no.
Objects of immortality are my bestsellers.
What do you think they did with it?
with dozens, maybe hundreds of men?
or we get the lady bartender involved.
Back up slowly.
Well, that's a lot of bellyaching for a guy who loves war.
Come here.
Sure.
[chuckles] Oh!
Jewelry isn't going to save your husband, Gertie.
Right. Can any of your "parishioners" account for your whereabouts
uh, parishioners, would pay top dollar for even a slightly passable fake.
Oh, well, I'll give you that.
Life's one big party.