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Indeed. But...
I might lose him.
Lilith.
but quite, uh, bloody.
♪ I wanna drink booze ♪
♪ There's a saying old Says that love is blind ♪
Kind of beefy.
and sneaks into your dressing room just as before,
Well, you drive a hard bargain, but fine, I'll throw in a castle as well.
Where'd you last see the ring?
[suspensful music plays]
You're married, right?
Well, if it bothers you so much, why not just up stakes and leave?
Same person everyone talks to.
Private dick track down that ring of yours?
I was posing as Hannibal crossing the Alps until almost midnight.
Gertie, you could have died.
Everything was copacetic until someone stole my ring.
[audience applauds, cheers]
You got shot half a dozen times and walked away.
until he got wounded in Guadalcanal.
I have a lovely 22-bedroom in Austria, hardly got bombed at all.
Oh, and an eye patch.
For one night only...
How about a little costume change before we get started?
Look over there!
I survive, and...
[dramatic 1940s music plays]
Wouldn't they? Sounds like grown-up problems to me.
Lovely.
Lilith, I believe I've found a way to get your ring back.
[dogs barking]
[Willy] I'm bleeding out.
Oh.
I got a love spell guaranteed to reel in a dame at 50 paces.
I already have my dance partner.
when they realize that that ring doesn't do a damn thing.
Oh, dear! Are-- Are you certain you don't want me to get involved?
What is he doing? What is he doing?
[sighs] Well, that was a clucking waste of time.
Knowing we may not have much time left...
and what's that wackadoo symbol on his face?
Stabbed in the back, some sort of fancy knife.
We have a few drinks, he asks if I'm a virgin.
-Ow! -[Lucifer] You again?
[Lucifer] Maze's mother.
♪ Can ♪
Right.
Oh, yeah.
What can I do you for?
♪ I wanna go to the Devil I wanna be evil ♪
I think it's gonna be an early morning and, uh...
I'll just...
Did you feel powerful
the night the ring disappeared.
Enjoy your evening.
But they already have something so much more precious.
Wouldn't mind seeing the look on that thief's face
[door knocks]
-Salutations. -Bloody hell!
So both Gertie and Willy learned about the ring
[suspensful music plays]
["This is Ours" by the Peter Sivo Band playing]
Short-haired, strong jaw.
The world is your oyster, and I, your concierge.
and a drum made from the skin of a Vestal Virgin,