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Perhaps, but perhaps not. Miss Havesham is very generous indeed.
Oh, I have a heart to be shot or stabbed in, no doubt.
How are we not to cry?
And we shall see you in London next week, Pip.
As do you.
What are you doing with those?
So would you please tell me if I do something wrong
of nightingale droppings, you metal-pounding fairy.
Did we breaky-wakeys out of prison?
- Mr. Pip. - Mr. Pocket?
- Dear God, Pip. Look. - Estella, help me. I'm your boyfriend.
Oh, you silly, small-testicled boy. Come, let us walk through the rose garden.
If she wounds you, love her. If she tears your heart into pieces,
Your benefactor wishes to remain anonymous.
I see. And you no longer live with the blacksmith?
Miss Havesham? But...
- What? - This way, you pathetic squirt
in its entirety, from beginning to end. Indeed, after watching this show,
a letter that Miss Havesham received 20 minutes before the wedding.
- At the dinner table. - Oh, excuse me.
And after it all, after weeks and weeks of intense schooling,
So ends Charles Dickens' Great Expectations.
And so Pip spent the next several months learning how to be a gentleman.
I'm Pip, sir.
For years now the character Pip has been featured prominently
to offer you a reasonable sum of money in exchange for your apprentice.
And the story ends, Pip, with me suggesting that one should never
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