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Hello, Mum, hello, Dad. It certainly is nice to see you again.
Oh, why would she have wasted all that time
He's the one who sent you to London, Pip.
- On any more blokes, eh? - Yes.
and indeed all masterpieces of literature like this one.
Lick the backs. Put them into books, all neat and tidy,
This way, you beef-witted shrivelled-up monkey's penis.
I am growing very old. But tonight, I will fuse my soul
each and every day. Oh, bless him. Isn't he lovely?
- Thanks to you. - Perhaps.
Stop your metal orange, you bastard. You're not worth a tablespoon
I told you, Pip, I have no heart.
Right, let's not talk about stamp collecting then. Let's talk about...
the wedding dresses bought, the wedding guests all invited.
Oh. Look here, "Young man wanted for paid position."
Oh. But look at this bunny. There. You see that?
Look at this adorable little bunny.
I developed her into what she is
We shall play some more.
Lord, bless me. Why you're the pale young gentleman
"Havesham residence seeks young boy to play with lonely daughter.
You're the prowling little boy. Well, what a smashing coincidence.
There. You see, you do have a heart.
- To keep those blokes from crying. - Right-o, Pip.