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Yes! Whoa-ho!
# How d'you gets to kill a roo? #
That's why I don't like cricket.
- Hey, Howard. - What's happening?
Note to self: remember not to murder women
(Cheering, whistling)
But he's got pictures of me naked.
- it's just... - I don't wanna see it live!
- Nice hat. - Thanks.
- This guy is my star pupil. - Let's have a look at him.
Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever.
How do you kill a roo?
(Birds coo and cry)
Grab em by the balls
Heading to the plate,
- This is great. What d'you reckon? - Smells a bit funny.
No! No!
I said could you help me, not blow dust in my eyes.
- Are you gonna help me or are you going to do a little dance? - Let's get going.
# Yeah, tell me now How d'you gets to kill a roo?
Skipper, no! I'm being disembowelled!
- Ow! - Let's get you loosened up.
- Bitch. - Not that cool.
That hurts. Easy!
Whoa! Stay down! Stay down there, you little midget!
Yeah. Yeah.
l've got nothing to be ashamed of but it's embarrassing.
- Everyone's got that. - No, there.
..adult kangaroo can punch through solid steel...
(Australian man ) Skipper, you all right, mate?
Monsoon Moon, they call me.
- A kangaroo? - Me, one on one with a kangaroo.
because you trained me up.
Easy does it, Margaret.