HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
When's the last time you slept? You look like shit.
On a boat! Think of the amount of floating!
[door slams]
-That's not true. -I don't know what time it is.
Do they teach you anything in school? Make a left at the light.
[husband sighs]
Why is nobody dancing? We gotta get this party started.
See, that's not so hard.
-This is a great plan. -Yeah, Mom, don't poke holes.
You don't have to go right away, right? At least stay till the end of the weekend.
This is nice.
Please, don't make me go back to L.A.
I will fucking kill you, Andru Redmond.
And who are you again?
-I thought Alison F. was your best friend. -That was like three best friends ago.
Well, I can probably stave them off till Monday if you get pinkeye.
I think you should come down here.
with your parents, your big sister, and an old man.
To the sea. To the shining sea.
-Te-who-ka? -Tesuque, New Mexico.
-Well, do you still think it's true? -Do I think L.A. is a tar pit?
Oh, [chuckles] yeah, well, that's definitely the better idea.
-Wow, you really got a boat. -Yeah, sure did.
But then he said since prom's not for another two months,
why would you drive all the way here to go to a boat show
Oh, yeah... uh, me, too.
- Mr. Andersen. - Riley, go to your room.
-What? -BoJack, great news.
[tires screech]
[sighs]
Yeah, I wanna go.
That would be crazy,
Hey.
-No, Penny, don't-- -I'll see you tomorrow.
Is that a lyric from that "Do the BoJack" song?
-True, but-- -A seagull could've choked
Think about it. If you went with Diego, you'd be nervous.
-Lyla K. is so pretty. -Shut up. She's got nothing on you.
Wait, really?
-I love you, your family and this town. -Stop.