Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, much better.

What are you doing?

I have two PhDs yet somehow I'm the janitor

Why can't you be fat, too?

from a horrible motorcycle accident.

My Inference is Justified

The Return of Jafar/Aladdin and the King of Thieves

But from what I've seen, his attention span

You make jokes about Sheldon,

Honey, I'm a little strapped for cash this year,

If that were true,

I'm telling you, Sheldon cares for you more than you think.

Excuse me! I'm on the phone!

I would've preferred to have you there with me.

You didn't ask her out, but that was a lot of sounds.

Well, she's due tomorrow.

The second I go out of town

Here's another one. Penny,

How come you never said she was pregnant?

You'd have no girlfriend to see you naked,

Did you hear that?

Ready to go, sweetheart?

EH, TOMATO, TOMAHTO. tHE IMPORTANT THING IS SHE'S FAMILY.

♪ Math, Science, History, unveiling the mystery ♪

I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.

Can I give you a ride to the airport?

You got a... you got a little something.

before there's blood everywhere!

of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend

I lived with her to save money.

Oh, it's like someone sawed a cow in half.