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Where would you even get that? I don't know.

Ticket, please, sir?

Not picking up to you, you psycho. Why you ringing me?

Anyway, Jennifer's going to be doing your cleaning from now on, so...

I'm not going to think about Becca.

Haz, do you need a wee?

I needed her to cover for Sandra cos Sandra's grieving for her dog.

...Who's been trawling Tinder for a quick shag...

Yeah, no, I'm good.

No, don't. I'm fine.

No, you can't get involved, Jen.

Fucking prick. What?

But she's also very racist.

What's so funny?

We're playing Silly Heads. Just the right amount.

there's a real reason that you haven't got the balls to tell me about.

So that resulted in a very illuminating phone chat with Gavin.

It was quite, er, quite detailed, wasn't it?

We tried to break it off,

Oh, so you don't want me to help a customer?

No, you're a liability.

You've definitely done this before.

What? No, look, if no-one's sticking to the rules for the swear jar,

Sorry, what? 2478.

They didn't eat anything for two days,

What? Oh, Stuart spilt wine on me over lunch. Idiot.