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So, if you could just...
I mean, it's just like, you know, what's worse is,
Just come and try to squeeze one out before we get off, yeah?
Oh, for God's sake, Dan, wake up!
One, two, three... Ugh!
Yeah.
Don't worry, it's fine.
"I would've been stuck in this relationship if it wasn't for you.
I've just had a run round with the Hoover. See you in an hour, OK?
I'm not going to wash the shirt.
Uh, excuse me. Yeah?
OK. Oh, God. What time is it? I've got to go. I've got a date.
Look, Dan, I'm not here for a fight.
Fuck's sake!
Woo-oo! Dan!
Sorry. She said you're Nick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick?
So, hello. This is the boring speech.
Kev!
I'm not fussy, I'll sleep on the sofa.
This'll be great.
A bit muddy.
She's so great.
Oh, fiddle-poppycock!
I'm going to put me and Harry first.
It was a moment of madness, and I...
I bet you really think you are, don't you?
OK, well, you're the manager, mate.
No. Tell me.
And I'm so cold that I can't even feel my bum. Sh!
Oh, no, no, I'm always here.
Toaster, sink there, fridge... OK, great.
Speak of the devil! Hello?
...I can write down her details. Yeah, that would be great.
You're the one that's come round here, so just ask me.
Oh, I do miss those days. They were very happy days, I must say...
Mrs Baggett.
Just, you know, up the road.
That's between me and my wife, innit?
Ridiculous question.
Why is she here? You should've started at half nine.
Shit!