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Hi, Viv. Just got off the phone to Mrs Baggot.
But don't worry, I think they've put in a new one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, OK.
Yeah, I will. You know what she's like. Yeah, OK.
I am so sorry, sir.
They eat carp for Christmas.
Ugh!
and tell her. Ugh, Jen, no. It's three in the morning.
We could just waft around in our matching coats
Hello? I know you're in here with me.
I'm going to end up on her brother's cousin's Facebook,
I don't want anyone thinking I live in a pigsty. Viv!
All right, I'm just...
She's not into blokes, I know that,
Yeah, well, it's either that or wear one of mine, so...
No, erm... that's fine.
I've apologised. I'm sorry. Let's just move on. Let's not... She doesn't need to know anything,
What?
That's how it all fucking started on my wedding day.
...Even though you've got a wife and a kid at home.
I've arranged everything...
Hey!
cos you're such a doddery old racist!
Look, what do you want? What are you doing?
No, it's really quiet today.
When I lived in Singapore,
Oh, it's just really expensive, Jen, that's what I'm saying.
You're worried about Leo.
cos then it wouldn't be unlimited. It would be limited.
His breath always smelt weirdly like Pritt Sticks.
I am Dan's younger, better-looking brother.
Oh!
but we'd always come back together, like magnets.
The coat went missing from my house
I asked you not to put me on a shift with her, Gavin, and she's here.