Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You had the best high kick I've ever seen.

Congratulations, class of 2004.

not only is there no proof in this case,

This is the part where we go around in a circle

when you should be questioning your witness.

I believe the witness has made it clear that she was "in the shower. "

I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I?

Move to strike that from the record, Your Honor.

I'm gonna tell all of you at Harvard why I'm gonna make an amazing lawyer.

But I think it's the right thing.

It's gonna be so exciting. Don't be scared, everyone will love you.

And you, button, are none of those things.

Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated

- Straight men don't. - You know what?

ok we know the object you betrayed your brials with. now which wine will you dip them in? chateau clicquot 1945.

Oh, time to go. I have to go to class,

Yes. I was washing my hair.

@mortgage.jenlarose

Vote for Dayle!!

So if you’re 6 & you get scared on stage they’re just gonna kick you out

and he just got engaged to a Vanderbilt, for Christ's sake!

A butthead? Why would you call me that?

for the next nine months of your life!

- My hair is so "now. " - Really?

- Vote for Elle! - Ladies, take a seat.

PRACTICALLY DEFORMED

She graduated four years before me.

Did you get the rock yet?

You, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you, Chutney?

that Mrs. Windham asked you to wear while cleaning her pool?

L Being a bitch

- Look. - Is she carrying books?

Have... Have you met Viv... ian?

I think I dropped something that I need to pick up.

one of Boston's most prestigious law firms.

I think I’ll go to Missouri

It's so shameful.

America is closing in... Omigod!

A fashion major?

- You helped me go from a six to a four. - That's great!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

So, if you don't know the answer, they're just gonna kick you out?

What are your backups?

And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart,

The rules of hair care are simple and finite.

You must always have faith in yourself

...who's got stretch marks and a fat ass.

- Do you need help? - No, I'm fine.

That doesn't look so good to a jury.

be well aware of this rule?

...for the last 18 months, I've been deworming Republicans in Florida

Plants Gives You Endorphins. Endorphins Make You Happy. Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands. They Just Don't

Yeah. Callahan hit on her, so she quit.

I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.

Sorry for what? For breaking my heart?

...your secret's safe with me.

he has no parental claim over this child, whatsoever.

Oh, look, how cute! There's, like, a judge and jury people and everything!

You can buy her exercise tapes on infomercials.

Coroner said he'd been dead 30 minutes when the cops arrived,

зачем ты ходишь в зал?

- Killer. - Thanks. Good times.

yes granny raelene snell you're such an old wrinkly granny with no teeth! yes you have ben gay over at your parties to hump ya! dear old granny you old granny! thank you dear even the $1000000000000 pyramid wanted me on the show to get the boingy answers ritght and noty spam them in at all because ergo it's to be snoky yes wrinkma me!

Brooke would never tell a woman that she was too fat.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Are you hitting on me?

Me with nailpolish

Well, no offense to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard,

yes twonsgski-wilsterina sivorfander sikovsroenswaski? what do you want? i want to do some nurtering in nedlands.

Oh, yeah. Here, take it. I've read it, like, 20 times.

OK. Well, see you next class.

So, what about the murder weapon?

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

It just felt like, for the first time, that someone expected me to...

I have Callahan, Royalton and Levinthal.

Your father was shot while you were in the shower...

That's why I'm petitioning to have next term be referred to

Where's the beach, honey?

...but very little for self-doubt.

So I’m petitioning to have the next term be referred to as the winter ovester

Oh! Is this low-viscosity rayon?

She also designed a line of...

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to contact every single one-night stand

I thought you said "friend. " Chuck is just a friend.

I have to tell you the real reason I came here.

And you were right.

Thanks for inviting me, girls. This party is super fun.

"This is gonna be just like Senior year, except for funner!"

Do you think she woke up one morning and said,

So... sometime in the 20 minutes

Why shouldn't I? I'm discriminated against as a blonde.

...try to get a seat in the back.

- He picked 'em already? - I can't believe it, Warner!

Now, Ms. Kensington...

Go. You can do this.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

OK. Once Warner sees me as a serious law student, he'll totally want me back.

My lucky jockstrap

According to this communiquÈ from the prison,

I just wish I had never gone to Harvard

Vote For Kel! #MorganJingleContest

Friends/Therapist: Why do you think you’re struggling romantically

Are you free? It's an emergency.

- Are you one of my lawyers? - Yeah, sort of.

Well, then, Ms. Woods, proceed.

Steven after my last turn...

Law school's for people who are boring and ugly and serious.

I know you're upset about all this, but can't you just take a Percocet?

you claim should have like... evidentiary support