Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m taking the dog...idiot!!
I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
You may remember, she's charged with the murder of her husband,
Elle! Elle. Elle. Elle.
It's not my alibi to tell.
Oh, gosh, I have to go shopping. OK. I'll see you tonight.
was found shot dead in their Beacon Hill mansion.
You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing.
could be termed reckless abandonment.
It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in.
Two a year since I was 12.
I have new representation.
Who is that?
That's not why I came by.
ggg kkj
Me every time the teacher asks me to hand in my homework!
with the hours set forth by the parents.
I heard.
This is so much better than that!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You may be seated.
What?
I didn't earn anything, Emmett.
But there’s a compete lack of, um, mens rea.
Mm-hmm It's really good.
- Hi, everybody. - Elle. What are you doing here?
No, you're not a joke.
She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but...
And what kind of evidentiary support does this case require?
Vivian, grab me some coffee.
Sweetie... Pooh Bear?
Any Cosmo girl would've known.
Come on, guys. We can make room for one more.
the march for Lesbians Against Drunk Driving.
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Showing up to a quiz after cramming for an hour like:
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Do you think it's acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared?
And if, in fact, you had heard the gunshot, Brooke Windham
Elle, I... I do love you. I...
"I Know You're Upset About All This, But Can't You Just Take A Percocet?"
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He really likes people that are opinionated.
Because she's brilliant, of course.
You look so... orange.
You had the Best High Kick I've ever seen thanks, I went to TruBloodline
After choosing my own toppings
All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big noobs.
People at my work We thought Anita did all of our work
Welcome back...
Why am I gonna throw that all away?
What I'm unaware of is why you're giving me a vocabulary lesson
IF YOU’RE GOING TO LET ONE STUPID PRICK RUIN YOUR LIFE YOU’RE NOT THE GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE
Hike!
But I'm not positive it's gonna happen tonight.
- Do you know who this is? - No.
And that’s why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, to be your D3 Rep for 2025-26!
Well, that's why I think it's time for us...
Did diversity jurisdiction exist in this case?
of Harvard Law School. Class of 2004.
But my daughter tells me she can be quite the little bitch.
Ms. Windham...
- You're kidding. - Mm-mm!
You've probably seen him lurking around campus doing my research.
So this is what a spa looks like. Wow. How do we find her?
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HOTEL BEND ...AND SNAP
You're here now. So how was your summer?
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
She breaking up with me because I’m too… Blonde?!
Someone reason with her while I take this.
So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me?
- Hey. I know you. - Hi.
It's gonna be so exciting. Don't be scared, everyone will love you.
I object!
Wait, am I on glue?
It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff
What the hell do you mean, you "went to visit her"?
We took the same LSATs, and we're taking the same classes.
Bad salad
The Gun Is Missing.
Smarter than most of the guys on my payroll.
She hasn't conditioned her hair in a week.
which would mean that you would've had to have found Mrs. Windham
Inver Grove Heights!
'Tu negocio tiene que estar en redes' Creo que doy el pego
I just wish I had never gone to Harvard
I’m taking the dog
I will remember, no matter what.
Standing over my father's dead body.
Take it easy.
Woke up, performed at Marcella’s, got shot
If a girl like you can’t hang on to her man, Then there sure as hell isn’t any hope for the rest of us
She's my age, did she tell you that?
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"The law is reason free from passion. "
Girls, I'm starting an opera company
I’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation
Then you're not the woman I thought you were
"I met someone else. Move out. "
Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.
- Elle quit. - What?
She didn't need the insurance payoff or the inheritance.
who's filling in for jayne hulme? anwi smith.
But, yeah, she's tough. Really tough.
You're an angel.
Why yes, Margot, I do.
OK.
You bitch!
raelene how's ya factioyids? good i still can't manage the rusterphoaoshtokaheheyeigphonibiagenitis!
143.
Why don't you offer him a cold beverage, or a neck massage, or something?
I was thinking maybe we could go out sometime.
now time to summon the demonicon grimorium! dmmmiiuuuu deyeheehej idodoxkxk k ueydhsjsjskdkdk! yes! yes! yes! i knew you had to be demonic in the end anyway. ha! ha! ha! ushsjd idjdj idkdjd idjdk i sidk sidk issj yes! yes! yes!
Turns out I am a joke.
And Aupeand the land before time and Littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling.
...Elle...
What's the point in staying, Paulette? I mean...
- Yes. - How many, would you say?
Bridal. But not like I expect anything.
for the top grade in this class,
I went straight upstairs to take a shower.
I plan on running for office some day.