Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, are you thirsty?

- Because they got wet. - Exactly.

I’m sorry you go where

You had the best high kick I’ve ever seen

And... you are the girl for me.

OK, your stepdaughter and the pool boy came in,

But isn't it hard to get into law school?

This is gonna be so much.

Why now? Why this sperm?

Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, I’m going to leave pharmacy for photography?

Believe me, the DA will come up with plenty of reasons.

You know how he gets excited...

I feel comfortable using UTM taxonomy in everyday life

future lawyer, for the class of 2004.

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

This is my first class as a serious law student.

I just wanna watch you clean the filter.

I mean, he's asked me at least ten times.

YOU SUCK!!! Chocolate Rain

and to sharply question what you know.

- After you went to all that trouble. - He's engaged.

clambakes, trips to the Cape.

Did you ever notice how Callahan never asks Warner to bring him his coffee?

I have a point, I promise

You must always Have faith in yourself

She’s lying.........

I believe you’ve just found your name

Oh, Warner... I completely agree.

You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once.

Sweetheart, you don't need law school.

You know, you're really being a butthead.

Hey, maybe there's, like, a sorority you could, like, join instead, like...

than just become a Victoria's Secret model.

There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.

Oh, okay! You bitch!

Now put your head into it.

Mr. Salvatore, can you tell us what this is?

Well, thank God one of you has a brain.

I was confused.

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Dare to dream, Ms. Woods.

Elle, believe me, I never expected to do this.

Trust me. I can handle anything.

- Hear what? - Oh... It's terrible. He dumped her.

Would you rather have a client who committed a crime malum in se,

You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya

- She's Iying. - And you know this for a fact?

You're one of my bridesmaids. And give Warner our love.

as the winter "ovester. "

You support Trump? Dumbass!

Are you free? It's an emergency

without a... vicious will.

Are you done with that deposition yet?

What, like it's hard?

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Maegan going into Sayle To rock the interview

Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point,

She didn't have your bone structure.

Uh oh Jerrod Niemann will vomit

What's going on?

It's a perfectly respectable place, Daddy.

Maybe you should check with the cruise director on the lido deck.

Now, I assume all of you have read pages one through 48,

BUT THERE'S A COMPLETE LACK OF... UM. MENS REA?

It could be considered legal abandondment for all mastabatory emissions not seeking an egg

"I think I'll go to law school today?"

Me with nailpolish

I'm Elle Woods, Ms. Bonifante's attorney.

No one's ever gonna take me seriously.

Girls, this is it.

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Social event -- you know, mixers, formals, clambakes, trips tot he Cape

- You're not going up there. - Oh, yes, I am.

Well due to habeas corpus I’m entitled to 26 weeks of unemployment insurance benefits

Vote for Hoefy!!

Harvard won’t be impressed that you aced the history of polka dots

Well, that lapse in judgment aside, I think she's got a lot of potential.

When someone tells L the Cowboyos won't win the super bowl

it's not like normal women can have this ass

- What are you talking about? - He's gay. He isn't Brooke's lover.

She missed her opportunity

How can it be the right thing when we're not together?

- Bad day? - You can't even imagine.

Let’s creep on Ann Miller’s Facebook

- Harvard Law School? - That's right.

Reality for Warrine. Found Jeff's "no matter what"

george i told ya i was an old wrinkly granny who roke her hip on the evil chair yes gayle vanquished it because it only had 3 slats. after all i've done for you. boing yes faye dear after all i haven't seen you since you were in diapers.

why audition for legally blonde the musical? To negate mens rea

some aromatherapy candles, a loofah...

Aaaah, law school

*we’re famous at your club

oh god i can't accept you in god's gym with those piccori cats! well i'll just leave you with your constantly buthering reicticals!

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Mr. Callahan, Mrs. Windham Vandermark is on line two for you.

I got up, got a latte,

and his fiancÈe, Layne Walker Vanderbilt,

Don’t you need to have evidence?

I have a murder trial to attend to.

- How do you know that he's gay? - Gay men know designers.