Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No more boring suits, no more pantyhose.

His 26-year-old daughter and the pool boy.

No. You're a dork.

- What? - I got bangs.

Mrs. Windham, you do realize what you're doing?

- He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he? - That's not what's important.

I have new representation.

She can make you lose three pounds in one class.

WHAT? I GOT BANGS

Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance

...I recommend knowing before speaking.

I don't understand why you're completely disregarding your signature color

This is goin to be like Hunting Except for FUNNER

All to get my boyfriend Warner back,

- I don't know. - Well, you should.

Well, yeah, but I mean, without this man's sperm...

...so brilliant in there.

I have a point, I promise Then make it

No, that's just it. It would ruin me.

Let's get out of here.

She's a friend to the animals, as well as a philanthropist.

"Amazing?" How?

This is gonna be just like last year except for funner

I've made my fortune on the ability to perfect women's bodies

I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago.

- Are you hitting on me? - You're a beautiful girl.

- Ms. Woods, you did well today. - Really?

Reading about the LSATs.

L walking away like a bitch.

yes i'm ya granny raelene snell! yes still broke me hip on the evil chair! yes $100 is me pension! yes i jolsted me brick aupport! boing boing yes and joy worthington got me duck bill clip with grandma goose! yes her grand goslings are still -0 years old in diapers! honk! honk!

Counselors, now! All of you.

What's going on here?

I'm impressed that you took the initiative to go there and get it.

where she was completely hosed down from head to toe.

Don't be scared Everyone will love you

I just wish I had never gone to harvard

...your father was shot?

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

pov: first day of my UT PGP:AIML class

besides i already know what you're gonna do next you're gonna use an excuse and say that i'm one of your "new editions.". and you just use me as a "pawn" to get what you want.

Only the love in my heart.

Well, I've never actually met the woman.

He's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano.

Keep June 3rd free Because I’m getting plastic surgery

What are you talking about?

I have to think of my future and what my family expects of me.

I’m taking the skates, dumbass

It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self

Well, then. You'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.

Keep June 2nd open... because I'm getting married!

- She seems completely untrustworthy. - Why?

Your claim should have like evidentiary support

I feel comfortable using tax jargon in everyday life You can't deduct that!

"Listen to me, Dewey. You shut your mouth. "

and then Enrique and Chutney ran inside.

and discussing very important issues.

Well, that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen.

- I see your point. - And for that matter,

"Bridal. But not like I'm expecting anything."

You just thought you could come and show me what I'm definitely not missin'?

Thank God One of You has a brain

You mean like on vacay?

I worked so hard to get into law school.

What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder.

With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?

Yeah..... Happens Everyday

That’s terrible

- Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right.

Court will come to order.

a PhD in biochemistry, and...

""Don't Stomp Your Little Last-Season Prada Shoes At Me, Honey.""

and Callahan's internship next year.

Vote for Jackie!

Ms. Kensington, which would you prefer?

Is everything all right?

Warner's gonna be so excited to see you.

That's great, Paulette.

I think it's time to discuss your career path.

- About the alibi. - I'm sorry...

corrupt cops...

- I mean, you don't understand. - Who could understand better than me?

Don’t you need to have evidence?

Vivian, get me some plum sauce.

it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation.

All those opposed to chafing, say "aye. "

You know he got the rock.

Yeah. Let's see. Speak up in Callahan's class.

- Gold-digger? - You'd think so,

She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger.

Do you know what i am saying

I totally forgot you go here

It's not like I have a choice here, sweetheart.

I can't give it to you. But I can tell you she is innocent.

- Why? - Law school was a mistake.

- Party! - Delta Nu, we love you!

His name is Bruiser. Do you wanna hold him?

- Thank you, David. - Counselors, approach the bench.

And at least a 175 on your LSATs.

My name is Elle Woods, and for my admissions essay,

Yes, Ms. Woods?

I am fully amenable to that discussion.

What are you talking about? You earned it.

Social events -- you know, mixers, formals, clambakes, trips to the Cape

I don't need backups. I'm going to Harvard.

A legal education...

When You're Reading the News And Yang Shows Up with Actual Policy

She's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elle Woods.

- the ammonium thioglycolate? - Yes...

Because I'm getting married! I'm getting...

Hello! He just had lunch with his grandmother.

How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?

All those opposed to chafing, say "aye. "

and are now well-versed in subject matterjurisdiction.

When people claim voter fraud But shouldn’t your claim have like, evidentiary support?

Senior year but funner!

Then what? My boobs are too big?

It's a completely brilliant plan.

I believe you’ve just won your case