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Well, of course we're real!
The point is, we don't give up.
(laughs)
and patch up the hole your awful husband put in my wall.
(gasps)
Oh, please. You had a heart attack.
Unbelievable. Jay, there's another one!
Hold that thought.
Yup, covered the hole right up.
Right. Thanks.
They're not gonna find anything,
Which is a serious setback.
Are you starting a new article?
for their prowess on the battlefield,
(drill whirring)
JAY: Babe, can you please bring me my screwdriver?
You're answering me.
Oh, yeah, Elias. I remember when he sat for that painting.
(gasps) This is not fun.
Welcome! (laughs)
I was a beloved jazz singer.
You're not real.
Okay.
Do you know how long it would take me
Like that guy. Hey, bud.
We don't let her ignore us.
If the ghosts were all in my head,
ruined our ability to communicate
Well, that's rude.
See? Say something negative, get 'em off balance.
I was married for 16 years, so I get it.
This is not the solution. This is worse!
(overlapping chatter)
Well, this might come as a shock to you,
Now hit it twice on the side, right there.
I'm literally a footnote in history!
So simple, yet so brilliant.
I admit your existence. Happy?
I don't care.
Um, that should about do it. I went ahead