Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So simple, yet so brilliant.
JAY: Babe, can you please bring me my screwdriver?
Oh, please. You had a heart attack.
Hold that thought.
for their prowess on the battlefield,
Okay.
Welcome! (laughs)
Like that guy. Hey, bud.
See? Say something negative, get 'em off balance.
The point is, we don't give up.
Well, that's rude.
Um, that should about do it. I went ahead
Do you know how long it would take me
Oh, yeah, Elias. I remember when he sat for that painting.
You're answering me.
and patch up the hole your awful husband put in my wall.
They're not gonna find anything,
(laughs)
(gasps) This is not fun.
Now hit it twice on the side, right there.
ruined our ability to communicate
(overlapping chatter)
Are you starting a new article?
Well, this might come as a shock to you,
This is not the solution. This is worse!
I was married for 16 years, so I get it.
You're not real.
If the ghosts were all in my head,
We don't let her ignore us.
I was a beloved jazz singer.
(drill whirring)
Right. Thanks.
I admit your existence. Happy?
Unbelievable. Jay, there's another one!
Yup, covered the hole right up.
Well, of course we're real!
I don't care.
Which is a serious setback.
I'm literally a footnote in history!
(gasps)