HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
We really dodged a bullet, young man.
You're so transparent, Stan.
Tom Vilsack?
Sneaky, sneaky soy sauce.
All right, well, we got lots of people calling in.
Yeah, I swear if I hear another person
I don't know what we're gonna do.
I'll be back.
Aw.
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
¡Cuelga esa cosa! ¡FIN! ¡Chico! ¡De de de de! ¡AH! ¡AY YA YA YA YA YA YA!
and I'm a nutrition advisor from the USDA.
Shut up! Beer's bad for you?
How do you make everyone like you?
That's probably gluten, m'kay.
Did you not know or did you just not care?!
You call this a party?
Hey, that might work. But it can't be a party for us.
I don't want to go to Papa John's!
That's all gluten!
- Yes? - Hello, sir.
Aah!
That is correct. Yes, I do.
- Mrph rmhmhm? - Yeah.
How's it going, everybody?
because I figured y'all would be having doughnuts,
Chicken nuggets... breaded! Frozen burritos... flour!
Next caller, you're on the air.
Kyle! It's all gone!
There's people in trouble, Eric.
All right. This better be good.
but that's just poppycock.
No food at a party? And I thought I was handicapped!
Yeah, the start-up-company thing didn't work out.
Yes! Thank you!
Well, sure.
Can we come in, please?
I was in a restaurant and ordered
People are going to die!
and when you add a liquid to flour, you get dough...