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Uh-huh. You guys couldn't get Lorde to play, could you?
because you're about to be "dripping in bitches"?
Nutrition is stabilizing.
Hello, Eric.
I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima.
- Your party sucks! - Come on, guys, let's go!
I want more.
FLIP THE DAMM FOOD PYRAMID
We're gonna have pizza and cake and a sweet band.
Are you sure?
# We love the city, ya, ya, ya #
Go ahead.
to illustrate how much people should eat
But you told us all to go fuck ourselves.
It's just the new diet fad.
You have a big party and invite everyone,
You're someone who can just bail on the people you love.
I don't even know what that means.
All right, let's go to Jamie in Como.
and show everyone a good time.
For a long time we ignored it,
I'm just saying that I personally feel
Oh, there's hot dog buns in that cupboard, Sharon!
Okay, let's watch the language there.
but gluten can attack anyone.
Can we discuss the gymnasium and get out of here, please?
This stuff will make your dick fly off, Stan!
Hey, Cartman.
SNEAKY, SNEAKY BARK BOX
Now, this party's also for a good cause
What matters is that the answer is in the pyramid.
of the four basic food groups.
# People spouting howdy neighbor #
Who took all the pizza and cake?
Now we know where RFK gets his medical and nutritional information.
Just eat the toppings.
Get the president on the phone.
See, that's probably the gluten talking, m'kay.
You can't make me go to Papa John's!
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