Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You keep using words like "guff,"
No, not him. Went with someone else.
It happens to me all the time.
Ah, just a great day to be alive.
Ugh.
and then we'll just ask her if she was a dancer.
Oh, they're moving now.
They don't mean that.
Oh, was there a reason why you didn't just e-mail this to me?
You look so familiar.
We have to be escorted out by security.
You actually did that?
but then goes downhill real fast.
Like a farmer who's late for a plane.
Been running a table saw 25 years
Well, all the applicants are men.
So you need to ask yourself:
(clears throat)
This one's got body parts the other guys wish they had.
Hey, uh, you know, speaking of not wearing shirts,
is he saying that you hired an exotic dancer?
I'm Zara.
Here's your, uh, here's your paperwork.
ruined a husband's day.