Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lucky us. We made it.
- Too long. Let's go in. - It's only been ten minutes.
Go for it, Wang!
I can't concentrate when you do that.
Who the hell are you anyway?
Get to the goddamn point, Egg.
Sorcery, the Chinese black magic.
It wasn’t easy
The bus is right outside in the parking lot.
- I don't have that kind of money. - I didn't hear that.
Mr.egg sham I'm sorry
I am! It worked!
CHEERS!
That's why I was there. I was protecting her civil rights, making sure she gets a chance.
Now, let's try that again. Don't make me kill you, tough guy.
- How can you tell from here? - Not her. She's trouble. Miao Yin.
My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me.
It's Ok. Everybody Relax, I'm here.
Pathetic
Safu, safer
This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listen in'.
Are you OK? Are you Miao Yin?
Jesus Christ! Where are we?
Son of a bitch must pay!
What does that mean - “China is here?”
Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will ya?
- Where is it? - Thank you, Jack.
Three!
Myths and legends.
- I'd better locate the central junction box. - I think it's down there.
I'm mortal!
come into our presence and witness this holy matrimony.
Let's go! Open the doors!
Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end!
He wishes. Look, you know me.
Come on, come on.
Yeah.
Bad news. The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away.
All I've done all I've ever been It's all been for you...
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
- Hey, all right! - Time for the medicine!
I ran straight through him, Wang. How the hell did I do that?
This is a big day in my life. I should have gone home and gotten 40 winks.
Where’s Princess Hannah? On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
it's miller time
There can't be many Chinese girls with green eyes these days.
They just wanted a girl to sell and Miao Yin got in the way.
You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
do you really believe in magic?
I've been trying to get somebody from the press to listen to me about this, Burton.
Never Can Tell
Where'd you get that?
- And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes. - Seriously? That's an extra.
Well, what a night's work! You got a problem like that again,
Great Ch'ing-ti, equal with heaven,
Never can tell
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
But Finally We shall bring Order Out Of Chaos
Many normal people were killed.
We are in his debt. He showed great courage.
Then the people turn into demons and live for ever.
I don’t even know what the hell that means
After all these years.
We made it. Holy shit, we made it!
My mind and spirit are goin north and south!