Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A hotel between Basspro and Cabelas?!
- What? - What the hell...?
Yes! Guide my hand
Wing Kong outside.
What, I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?
Telling the guys Katie is on her way!
Take this bitch!
And yet we all keep trying, like fools.
No Pathetic Excuses
It‘s all in the reflexes
. .
- I don't get this at all. I thought... - Shut up, Mr Burton!
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out? That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops.
Can I ask you a serious question? No, Absolutely Not!
and a man would have to be some kinda fool to think we're all alone in this universe.
These guys are animals, Jack.
Mary Poppins (1964)
I've waited for this for a long time, Jack.
Absolutely not
In order to be whole again, he had to find this certain girl of his prophecy,
- What's happening, Wang? - Chinese standoff.
the colours that never run
Who?
And now, my beloved disciples,
- Here, Jack. Nothin' or triple. - Nothin' or double.
- This gets worse? Come on! - 2,258 years ago
What, you sleep on your office?
on a stormy night, when the lightning's crashin', the thunder's roarin',
- To sharpen their knives? - I can't ask you to...
I smell the blood of human beings. Find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!
I Mean, it's not deductible, is it.
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!
No.
Fuck it
Jack!
Whichever comes first.
Where are we, Wang?
Watch out, Wang Chi!
This knife cuts this bottle in half.
Shit, Wang. It's only a game.
- Hollow. - Fuck it.
- Don't! - Don't what?
If the Storms have Miao Yin, there's one place they'd go.
2020 be like We're getting
Jack, listen. I need more of your help. I can't pay you today, OK?
a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade.
There, I think. Down there.
Holy shit!
I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't wanna hear "act of God", OK?
It's a good knife.
I'm not gonna complain, because I'll bet I'd have lost my shirt in the next 20 minutes.
That way maybe.
You're stayin' here with Eddie and Uncle Chu.
Very small.
- You're doin' real good, guys. - Come on, Jack!
Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.
Plays at being a man. A creature of vast, dark, destructive power.
Lo Pan is about to take his queen. He's too busy to care.
OK! You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning.
Get that one!
There's Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.
You heard me!
CAN I PLEASE ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Where's Hannah? On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
- It's Miller time. - You know what I say when it's Miller time?
Quite fancy doing what I want and just pleasing myself. Just get in a teenth of wanger and loads of pop. What could go wrong
- This is my neighbourhood. - Sure it was a war.
I'll go anywhere or do anything to get my story. It's my big break.
- I don't make the policy around here. - Come on, man! Give 'em a tour.
Yeah, yeah.
"Chinese have a lotta' hells."
But finally we shall bring order out of chaos.
Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas.
She has green eyes. You know how rare that is, Jack?
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!