HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.
- Hey, thanks. - Wait a minute.
- Would you consider jumping right into... - Sure, but not with a man in your condition.
Excuse me.
¡De nada!
it's miller time
Wang, haul ass!
The First Sovereign Emperor of China,
- Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through... - Has spirit-medium powers.
- Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East. - Who, him? This guy?
Course I do, but it's underneath the...
Egg Shen, bus driver.
- Safe. - Where is she?
Couldn't have that on my conscience.
and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake.
- What are you doin', Jack? - I'll be right back.
And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them.
WHAT WAS THAT?! 6.9 ON THE RICHTER SCALE!
A girl with magical goosh
CAN I PLEASE ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
The Lords of DOGE. Street gang. Punks from Chinatown. What are they doing here?
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
Jack!
- Of course it is. - Then smart man gets it later.
And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole.
Two girls with green eyes Hahahaha
You mean the Lo Pan that's chairman of the National Orient Bank
Smart man calls the cops. Cops got better things to do than get killed.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I am Mr Egg Shen, with this wonderful tour.
- Hurry! - Move it, Egg!
Oh absolutely
Two cats with green eyes
Penis
Egg Shen! You have come a long ways to find me, but it is too late.
Can I ask you a serious question No, absolutely not!
I don't think he's gonna stop!
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
Soon the treefort Shall have some Order Out Of Chaos."
is that you grant me flesh and blood.
It's not possible that you saw David Lo Pan. The bastard's afraid to show his face.
We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?
We shall bring order out of chaos
But that's how it always begins.
Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?
Inflation is here, Mr. Burton
- You didn't. It only appeared that way. - Right!
She can’t get enough of me.
"Hey, I'm Just A Poor Chinese Boy, You Know?” “Yeah, You Own A Restaurant. That's More Than Me."
Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail
No, these are our friends. These are the Chang Sings.
Come on.
how seldom it works out.
Take her, take this bitch!
Yooo
Corona Virus hits US Soil China Is Here, Mr. Burton
Can I ask you a serious question? No, absolutely not!
Hey tony Fuck off
- Up or down? - Up.
I can see things no one else can see.
Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
- Relax. - I am relaxed.
ha ha ha ha I can hep you
Seawater from the bay fills this room. They divert it through pipes to different chambers.
Peasant magic!
Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
Is it too much to ask, Thunder? Kill him! For me!
They have returned.
Of course the Chinese mix everything up. Look at what they have to work with.