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Hey Sam
Oh, boy.
That building there. The White Tiger.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
You sound a little nervous, pal.
There's my truck... My truck!
It's like leather bucket seats: double the price.
- See you around, Burton. - Never can tell.
Yeah.
You like that one? What did he say, Wang? In English?
- Any of 'em savvy English? - Hey, man. Who is this guy?
Is it gettin' hot in here, or is it just me?
you are not brought upon this world to "get it."
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and take his advice
to help build this beautiful Chinatown you see outside your window
Play your cards right, you live to Chop about it
You bastards! Unchain me! You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
You make one move...
Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy-boy!
- Go right, down that alley. Lords of Death! - What alley?
- So how long you been in the US of A? - Three months.
- It sounds like... - Something breathing underwater?
No pathetic excuses
- I need the money. - I got near a thousand bucks here, Wang.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather, and also happy birthday!!
- I know. It's an elevator. It only goes down. - Yeah, look.
Never can tell
There can't be many wives with bananas sticking out of there pussys
- It depends on how you look at it. - The hell it does! So somebody
Bend over.
2 tourneys on lake Winni?
- This whole place is melting! - Hello! Hello!
My God, no! Please! What is that? Don't tell me.
...then the power in this flask will be our only hope
Oh, Christ!
First time you ever plugged somebody?
Now we must satisfy the First Sovereign Emperor by destroying this!
I want my truck back. Now where the hell am I?
My God, no! Please! What is it? Don't tell me.
I love working nights.
Then you can make a meme
I GOT A VERY POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT THIS!
Feeling Pretty Good
- Where the hell are we? - Come on, Jack.
- That's what this is. - Then you've got a best seller on your hands.
All right, boys, where's the main panel? Probably through here.
Look out, guys!
All I need is a woman, Mr. Burton
How's your birthday? I feel kind of invincible
But this woman has a deadline, and her pen is mightier than your sword.
It's DOGE time. You know what I say when it's time to buy DOGE?
- I'll try. - Look stupid.
Test Big test
- So who are we pickin' up? - A girl. I don't wanna talk about it.
Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
- You are not put upon this world to "get it". - Come on! Lo Pan is like...
Prepare them.
I don't even know what the hell that means
He says it was the Storms. The Three Storms.
- A girl? Where from? - Peking.
No horseshit Wang?!?
Jump, Jack!
this mix-up is my fault, sort of.
Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings. They got enemies?
- I feel kind of invincible. - Me too.
"Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail."
Which Lo Pan are you? The basket case on wheels, or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?
- No. - Ah, sure. Easy come, easy go, Wang.
I don't know what that means. All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air