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which allows dogs, cats, phone-answering monkeys...
- Now- - Then what happened toJohnny D.?
- Come on, guys. Let's go for a swim. - [Dogs Barking]
Dentists. Pfft. They kill more people than they save.
- Open a window. - [Groans]
WHAT IN THE HECK IS A DWELLING?
[HUMMING] Easement!
Please Don't Tell Anyone how I live
Don't listen to my husband. He's just an idiot.
Anybody who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired.
Wait. What about that house?
- I went yesterday. - [Groans]
- I found this hat. - Then what are you complaining about?
Chappelle. We need Chappelle
My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag racing accident.
[Choking, Relieved Sigh]
- There's the truth, and the truth! - No! No!
Yeah, but you shouldn't have to settle.
- [Tires Screeching] - [Homer] Ah.
Gets easier every week
Everybody wins.
Wow, honey. You sold a house and got rid of the Flanders.
I thought those only existed in the movies.
doesn't mean the Flanders will be.
You may now undermine each other's confidence.
Yar! I nailed that one about houseboats. Did you?