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Oh, why do I even bother?
I'll never memorize all this.
- One kilo. - Sold.
Oh, no!
Screw the honor system. My car needs me.
- No! That's L'il Bandit, and she's in pain. - [Backfiring]
Kids, your mother's under a lot of pressure.
You know, I've always loved the house you're in now.
- Yeah, you're right. D'oh! - [Grunting]
I'm not getting back in this car until you drive like a sane person.
and nobody deserves this more than you.
[Screaming]
There's an azalea festival at the public garden.
Whoa, this is so dangerous.
[Laughs] Okay.
Hmm. Wh-When you put it that way, it does seem a bit small.
[Clicks Tongue, Laughing]
Oh, that. [Laughing]
Don't worry, Mom. We'll help you study.
Seat belts. [Scoffs] They kill more people than they save.
- [Tires Screeching] - [Marge Screams]
Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.
Oh, hi, Marge. I guess we gave you quite a start.
That's Majik. He’s number one on the west side.
- Give me my car, fatty. - [Shouts]
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We're going to the ball, whoo! We're going to the ball, hey! We're going to the ball, whoo! We're going to the ball, hey!
Chapel. We need Chapel
You see, the law business is a little slow...
If you ever need a prescription, no questions asked-
- That house is on fire. - Motivated seller.
Hey, Skinner, wanna drag race?