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- Come on. It'll be fun. - That's what Debbie Sue said.
Ah, so you don't have that killer instinct. Big deal.
- Now that you mention it, we could use- - It was just an expression.
Well, Marge?
[Tires Screeching]
Mm-hmm.
You didn't do anything I like being thanked
- You didn't do anything. - I like being thanked.
I passed!
But bending the truth? I don't know.
- Come on, you stupid car. - [Engine Grinding]
Dentists. Pfft.They kill more people than they save
Dentists
If the slightest thing goes wrong with that house, call me right away.
- Your own billboard! - Check it out!
That's good enough for me. Aaaah! Purple drapes.
Of course you did. But there's the truth...
Because cubicles are for closers, Marge.
Are you implying I'm in some sort of financial trouble?
What about me? You didn't thank me.
Oh, I better make this quick, or I'm gonna start blubbering like a baby.
You're one of a kind, Marge...
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.
[Shuddering]
I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.
bombproof and battering ram resistant.