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I mean
She said, "no."
"but I do know you're too nice a guy
Better luck next time, Champ.
Good bowling.
I'd like your permission to marry my wife.
Here's what you do.
Oh, Burns...
if you didn't get married, you wouldn't die.
Yes.
( sweetly ): The next time you don't show up for work for two days,
Exactly how many times?
He said, "If I didn't have to do it...
Well, how's this: do you believe
Author, author.
so they could, uh...
Louie, I never thought I'd say this, but would you join us?
I know it looks very bad right now,
Hey, how you doin'?
So, we'll get married in an hour.
get married, or go bowling?
The blonde.
Once in 2,312 times.
I never know what to say to girls.
and not make sense.
Yeah.
Oh, uh, yes, um...
It was so terrific being with her
I wanted to find out who it was
( laughter )
Hup, that's it!
Hmm?
Thank you.