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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
She bowls.
Not since 1971.
Sure.
I almost never have a good time.
I wouldn't have to do it in the back of your cab."
No, we're staying married.
Naturally, we'll have the marriage annulled..."
it sounds crazy, but in my mind, it's all connected.
Hey, we'll all chip in.
It's a nice letter.
You still owe me money on your tab.
And this is Mr. Rieger. Burns.
You want to get married?
Just like that?
but it's served by people from Maryland.
"to be stuck with an immature nut like me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, all right.
Oh, Dad, Mom!
Okay, I want you to take your time with this next one,
What?!
Hey, man, you got rid of her.
as we drove through New York, then through Lincoln Tunnel,
and pay attention to my daughter.
that one of our drivers got fresh with a passenger.
Two beers, Rudy.
Is this the wedding party?
And it's signed, "Your future ex-wife, Suzanne."
Go.
I don't know, I just can't seem to get started.
Oh, that isn't what this is.
Absolutely.
Okay, here's my ten.
or am I just going to spend the rest of my life alone?
I just think that, for some reason,
Is it ever going to happen for me...