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First tell us where you got the prettiest lace in the land.
Not yet
Back then I thought that I'd never get to go out with a Chip Matthews.
Joey has a very careful screening process.
How were you locked in? Where the hell is all of our stuff?
You throw it out!
My roommate bet me $5 I couldn't.
...I got to dump Chip.
A lipper from Chipper.
-Yes, we do. -But it's made her so happy.
...J.T., Beardsley.
Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.
Then he stuck a board through the handles and locked me in.
Here we are.
If she'd come back as a couch, we'd really appreciate it.
Isn't he an architect?
All right, you have yourself a deal.
Honey, I'm sorry.
See? I told you.
She keeps trying to get away. Just like when she was alive.
Julio the cat.
Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants.
I owe this to my inner fat girl
I have to go have dinner with my son.
I think it's cute.
There's a kitty in my guitar case.
This is a cat.
But, you know, she chose to find me.
"Pretty nice"?
-Are you sure you want to hear this? -I'm sure.
What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
Though I'm not seeing anyone now, I've never felt better about myself.